Think you had a bad start to the new years? Well check out my terrible
New years eve.
To begin, I was late to my girlfriends house!
But I was a man with a plan, girls love flowers! So on the way to my girlfriends house I bought some flowers in the hope of making her happy with me again.
This made me more late, But she was happy that I bought her some
honey flowers and we hugged.
A few moments went by, but then I started to hear some buzzing sound.. It got closer.. and closer.. I looked around the room for the source of the buzzing sound. Untill I turned around and saw wasps attacking my girl!
So it turns out wasps LOVE honey, and that "everybody should know that", this was worse than being late! I saw the rage in her eyes so I begged for forgiveness then I told her to meet me at Frodos Tavern to make it up to her and to celebrate the new year of course!
Needless to say, I was late again. Things just get worse!
I apologised and she forgave me again. I wasted no time, I quickly asked her to dance.. And in the corner of my eye I saw a dog walk in the tavern.
She didn't see the dog behind her an thought I called her a dog! She quickly threw her wine over me, ruined my shirt and left.
I decided to go back to my home and have a party of my own! What could go wrong?
After new years eve, I learnt something important.. never ask the question,
What else could go wrong? Because you never know what's waiting behind the corner.
Happy new year everybody and thanks for reading!
/Danski Speed